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"Nostalgia"

This isn't done yet. As always, something's missing. I'll figure it out.

Diet Soda

"Aspartame"

First Day of October!

"Pumpkin"

An Obsession

"Perfume"

A Childhood Fear

"Clowns"

Clown: Ever been to the Circus?

Kramer: When I was a kid...

Clown: Did you like it?

Kramer: Well it was fun... kinda scared of the clowns.

Clown: Are you still scared of clowns?

Kramer: Yeah...

This is a fear I share with a lot of people. My fear steams from two different childhood incidents. The most prominent was when I saw Jack Nicholson's portrayal of the joker in 1989's Batman. I don't know what it is but it was a big deal. The second was Jelly Bean the clown. She appeared at my birthday party (age unclear) and I was terrified. I spent the whole party hiding from that damn clown.

Movie Quote

"The Cube"

... Inspired by "The Wedding Singer"...

Candy: An Hour Later

"Booze of Childhood"

It's done! The end.